Zombeavers (2014)
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Zombie beavers. That about covers it, right? Alright, move along.
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Okay, if you’re still here. The film tries to sell itself as trashy, hilarious chaos, but it kinda sucks at it. It’s barely over an hour long, but the laughs don’t start until minute 27 when the first zombified beaver appears—literally halfway through. Almost 30 minutes of setup in a trash flick? Are you fucking kidding me? The exposition feels endless, like in The Quarry, but at least that game ramped things up afterward. Here? You’ve wasted half your life.
And the second half—does it at least make up for the tedious setup? Fuck no. Yeah, it’s occasionally funny, even kinda lively at times. But overall, it’s pretty mediocre garbage.
If you crave decent trash, go watch New Kids Turbo or Dead Snow instead. Fuck these beavers.